Which in hind sight not so bright since he is now looking at me with that 'We should try that' look. I don't even care the book was funny and smutty and I'm cool with that! The end where they are talking star wars role play I died laughing and then went and read it to my husband. The story line was crazy I highly doubt a man would be just fine and dandy with his best friend who is 30 sleeping with his just turned 18 year old daughter but whatevs. My brain hurts lol! Coach was a nice easy fun read of pure smut! Megan's nerdy Star Wars/Lord of the rings shirts were crackin' me up because my husband is a huge Star Wars/lotr fan. I just finished a 3 month reread of a 29 book series and I need something that doesn't require me to think too much. So I went to check her out and found she writes mainly short insta-love smut which is perfect for me right now. I have never read anything by her but she is getting a lot of great ratings from friends. I have been seeing this author's name popping up on my goodreads feed for a while now. Representative of the 3 babies I will never ever have. So while I didn’t overcome my fear of pregnancy and learned nothing valuable for science, I enjoyed the sex bits and loved the H and I have no idea how to rate this. The actual sex was hot, when words like fertile and breed weren't thrown around willy nilly like it’s the most normal thing in the world. Complete sex on a stick with a filthy mouth, my weakness.ģ. The cover… because holy hot hairy guy batman.Ģ.

“Once again she’s my prime breeding machine.”ġ. “I’ve heard if I cum while you’re in me, it will open up my cervix and I can take more of your cum.” “Her unprotected pussy is sucking up my cum, begging to be bred.” Cumming right inside her would breed her instantly.” “If I push up against that and cum, I know she’ll get pregnant. So I picked up this book knowing full well that it was about breeding. It’s gross.īreeding, apparently, is a completely legitimate fetish. When you tell me you just had a baby, I’m gonna think about what the inside of your vagina looks like after having a parasite living inside you for 9 months and literally sucking the life out of you. I can’t look at sonar pictures or touch babies younger than 9 months, they’re just a little too fresh you know?

When friends or family tell me they’re pregnant all I can think of is: The thought of getting pregnant grosses me out and makes me break out in hives.

Coach by alexa riley